It's no news that Lucas Entertainment exclusive Ben Andrew is big. Way big. Maybe even (dare we say it) too big. When his newly released dildo arrived at our office yesterday in all its 11-inches of uncut glory, we have to admit we were a little taken aback. The box -which Ben himself signed for us (WAY cool! Thanks Ben!) -boasts it as "the biggest dick in the industry", and after taking it out of the box and getting our greasy little hands on it, we have to agree. The thing is truly an amazing, gigantic monster! That being said, we've been trying to find other fun uses for this super-sized piece of silicone. You know, just in case it's intended purpose is a little too fun for us to handle.
Here's the short list:-kitchen mixer
-fly swatter
-ink blotter
-something to punish children with?
-elevator button pusher
-stocking stuffer
-door stop
-plunger
-and you'll have top watch the video for the last one...
You big bunch of pussies! That thing looks quite small in the video - I'd be happy to give it a warm, loving home if you girls think you can't take it... :-P
Posted by: Jamie | October 30, 2007 at 08:30 PM